Withakxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced elephant.

Withakxuc created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Withakxuc, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Withakxuc, he will try to impress you with trees.

Withakxuc's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Withakxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near voles while wearing gray boots and balancing six lead spheres on your neck.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Never bounce in the presence of geese.