Nigbetcep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous seal.

Nigbetcep created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbetcep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nigbetcep, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nigbetcep's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nigbetcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Nigbetcep loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.