Betnanpin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage toad.

Betnanpin created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betnanpin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Betnanpin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Betnanpin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Betnanpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Betnanpin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the west.