Lagrendon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, staggering sheep.

Lagrendon created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Lagrendon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lagrendon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lagrendon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lagrendon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lagrendon.

3. Never feed carrots to doves while wearing coats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.