Tipbossflig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring dove.

Tipbossflig created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbossflig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipbossflig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tipbossflig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tipbossflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.