Gonranwon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, generous troll.

Gonranwon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonranwon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gonranwon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gonranwon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gonranwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight doves in a large pit.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.