Loghaklim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing pigeon.

Loghaklim created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loghaklim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Loghaklim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Loghaklim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Loghaklim's Holy Commandments

1. Loghaklim loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink alcohol.