Largnaktim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair mongoose.

Largnaktim created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largnaktim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largnaktim, she will turn you into a duck.

Largnaktim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Largnaktim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Largnaktim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.