Megnabbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful shark.

Megnabbep created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnabbep, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Megnabbep, it will turn you into a goat.

Megnabbep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Megnabbep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven rats approach from the north.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Megnabbep loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Megnabbep on top of all buildings.