Arnpodsis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring octopus.

Arnpodsis created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arnpodsis, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnpodsis, it will turn you into a slug.

Arnpodsis' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Arnpodsis' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.