Quimbassgut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, impressive dog.

Quimbassgut created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbassgut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quimbassgut, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quimbassgut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Quimbassgut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quimbassgut.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Retreat if eight moths approach from the west.