Bellargxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent slug.

Bellargxuck created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellargxuck, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellargxuck, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bellargxuck's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bellargxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Never leap near pigs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.