Tipgodrulbemdapwodcun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent horse.

Tipgodrulbemdapwodcun created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipgodrulbemdapwodcun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipgodrulbemdapwodcun, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tipgodrulbemdapwodcun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tipgodrulbemdapwodcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tipgodrulbemdapwodcun.

5. Never eat green fruit.