Davzigmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, conceited cobra.

Davzigmeg created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davzigmeg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davzigmeg, she will turn you into a slug.

Davzigmeg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Davzigmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Davzigmeg eight times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.