Pakpodnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous dragonfly.

Pakpodnurl created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakpodnurl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakpodnurl, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pakpodnurl's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pakpodnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ants approach from the north.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never laugh near manatees.