Narleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair dragonfly.

Narleg created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narleg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narleg, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Narleg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Narleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never wear pink hats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear ear rings.