Xinsandoss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful penguin.

Xinsandoss created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinsandoss, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinsandoss, he will turn you into a puffin.

Xinsandoss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Xinsandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away if four dogs approach from the south.

4. Never talk about dark matter near frogs while wearing brown jumpers and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.