Ominganlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unjust guinea pig.

Ominganlarg created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Ominganlarg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ominganlarg, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ominganlarg's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Ominganlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominganlarg.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your legs green.

4. You must love Ominganlarg.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.