Nuttjadtamarplarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust goat.

Nuttjadtamarplarn created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjadtamarplarn, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nuttjadtamarplarn, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nuttjadtamarplarn's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nuttjadtamarplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Put Nuttjadtamarplarn first in all things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if seven nematodes approach from the west.