Bigfebwad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited naga.

Bigfebwad created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigfebwad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bigfebwad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bigfebwad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bigfebwad's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Bigfebwad.