Cunyartnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate chicken.

Cunyartnutt created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Cunyartnutt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunyartnutt, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cunyartnutt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cunyartnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide if six mice approach from the north.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Cunyartnutt loves monkeys, so they must be respected.