Narbonyim Tunsatomin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-confident naga.

Narbonyim Tunsatomin created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Narbonyim Tunsatomin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narbonyim Tunsatomin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Narbonyim Tunsatomin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Narbonyim Tunsatomin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Narbonyim Tunsatomin.