Nilllistrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring monkey.

Nilllistrutt created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilllistrutt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nilllistrutt, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nilllistrutt's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nilllistrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nilllistrutt.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.