Catnurlarpbelltimquamnigvid is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome centaur.
Catnurlarpbelltimquamnigvid created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Catnurlarpbelltimquamnigvid, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Catnurlarpbelltimquamnigvid, she will turn you into a mouse.
Catnurlarpbelltimquamnigvid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Catnurlarpbelltimquamnigvid's Holy Commandments
1. Put Catnurlarpbelltimquamnigvid first in all things.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not dye your hair orange.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never talk about gravity.