Rultailgamdum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, overgenerous dingo.

Rultailgamdum created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rultailgamdum, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rultailgamdum, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rultailgamdum's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rultailgamdum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not hurt great tits.