Fatgetcad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent skunk.

Fatgetcad created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatgetcad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fatgetcad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fatgetcad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fatgetcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the east.