Parksugyart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless aardvark.

Parksugyart created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Parksugyart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Parksugyart, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Parksugyart's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Parksugyart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six cats approach from the north.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parksugyart.

3. Parksugyart loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.