Zig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil wyrm.

Zig created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Zig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zig, he will not care at all.

Zig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never sing near hamsters.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.