Higpoggut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident mink.

Higpoggut created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higpoggut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Higpoggut, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Higpoggut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Higpoggut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never paint your feet purple.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.
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