Doss is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, pitiless cobra.

Doss created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Doss, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Doss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Doss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three ducks approach from the east.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about planets.