Bagdidnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient snail.

Bagdidnutt created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdidnutt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bagdidnutt, she will turn you into a snail.

Bagdidnutt's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bagdidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.