Canbeptaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome owl.

Canbeptaf created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Canbeptaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Canbeptaf, she will destroy your home solar system.

Canbeptaf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Canbeptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not take Canbeptaf's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.