Bepladcen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud donkey.

Bepladcen created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Bepladcen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bepladcen, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bepladcen's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bepladcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if four otters approach from the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.