Nillabboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet dryad.

Nillabboss created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillabboss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nillabboss, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nillabboss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nillabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not take Nillabboss' name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from indigo horses, for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.