Sisbastjig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest bear.

Sisbastjig created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbastjig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sisbastjig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sisbastjig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sisbastjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. You must love Sisbastjig.