Tunarmlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind parrot.

Tunarmlarp created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunarmlarp, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tunarmlarp, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tunarmlarp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tunarmlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sheep while wearing indigo dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.