Mipnabvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able gnu.

Mipnabvol created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mipnabvol, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mipnabvol, he will turn you into a mouse.

Mipnabvol's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mipnabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to great tits while wearing red jumpers.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry voles.