Vindudmet Capbissrow is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak wyrm.

Vindudmet Capbissrow created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vindudmet Capbissrow, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vindudmet Capbissrow, he will come to you in dreams.

Vindudmet Capbissrow's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vindudmet Capbissrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always obey Vindudmet Capbissrow's priests.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Respect your elders.