Hugbetgedtag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured cat.

Hugbetgedtag created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbetgedtag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hugbetgedtag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hugbetgedtag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hugbetgedtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugbetgedtag.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to shrews while wearing green skirts.