Donpasmonstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced squid.

Donpasmonstaf created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Donpasmonstaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Donpasmonstaf, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Donpasmonstaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Donpasmonstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Worship no other gods but Donpasmonstaf.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Respect your elders.