Wodcemort is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humane jellyfish.

Wodcemort created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcemort, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodcemort, he will think nothing of it.

Wodcemort's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wodcemort's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Wodcemort on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.