Budvedsan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omnipotent gnu.

Budvedsan created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budvedsan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budvedsan, she will come to you in dreams.

Budvedsan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Budvedsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about special relativity near tortoises while wearing green ear rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Budvedsan in the centre of the settlement.