Flagbomsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty capybara.

Flagbomsaw created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbomsaw, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flagbomsaw, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flagbomsaw's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flagbomsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing orange coats.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.