Vogpom is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, wise
crocodile.
Vogpom created a quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Vogpom, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Vogpom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Vogpom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Vogpom's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
2. Worship no other gods but Vogpom.
3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always pray immersed in water.