Vogpom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise crocodile.

Vogpom created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vogpom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vogpom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vogpom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vogpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Worship no other gods but Vogpom.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.