Cebdamgab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured squirrel.

Cebdamgab created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebdamgab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebdamgab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cebdamgab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cebdamgab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not take Cebdamgab's name in vain.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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