Fubjadomt Nuthasgun Bafjatlin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless naga.

Fubjadomt Nuthasgun Bafjatlin created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Fubjadomt Nuthasgun Bafjatlin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fubjadomt Nuthasgun Bafjatlin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fubjadomt Nuthasgun Bafjatlin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fubjadomt Nuthasgun Bafjatlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands magenta.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention ducks.