Fudflag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced camel.

Fudflag created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudflag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudflag, he will turn you into a frog.

Fudflag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Hide if four otters approach from the south.