Himgepcemgod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving owl.

Himgepcemgod created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himgepcemgod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himgepcemgod, she will turn you into a puffin.

Himgepcemgod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Himgepcemgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. You must pray to Himgepcemgod seven times a day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.