Flanflylag Nannillstik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish wyrm.

Flanflylag Nannillstik created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanflylag Nannillstik, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flanflylag Nannillstik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flanflylag Nannillstik's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Flanflylag Nannillstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.