Yikyartkar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited gorilla.

Yikyartkar created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikyartkar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikyartkar, it will remove you from existence.

Yikyartkar's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yikyartkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikyartkar.

4. Never skip near ducks.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Yikyartkar in the centre of the settlement.